We all now know that our apartment doesn’t have a kitchen sink, so today I thought I would concentrate on what our apartment does have to offer:
1. A shiny floor- Mayn, you can see your face in that thing!!
2. Three bottle openers – Because one is never enough.
3. A posh brass lock- That thing belongs in a castle!
4. A mug stain in the bath- I don’t know where it came from but at least it gives me a laugh every time I’m in the shower!
6. Shower gel called ‘Soph’ – That’s my name!!
7. A Water Dispenser- A reminder that tap water in India
can kill you.
8. A posh condom hanging from the ceiling – I‘ve given up trying to figure that one out
9. A maaaasive bed- no explanation required, it’s just a massive bed, made for giants.
That’s it, I told you this post was crap but you read it anyway.