Great Need For Earplugs

Moscow State Circus watch out!

Who needs an alarm clock when you live in Mumbai hey? I’ve been here less than a week and have been woken up each morning with a variety of ear deafening sounds:

Wednesday – A pig being slaughtered or a child, I don’t know which, it was just loud and squeal like.

Thursday- Honking.

Friday- A shed load of crows trying to eat a dead dog.

Saturday– An old man singing (I gave him 10 rupees to shut the hell up- I had a hangover!!)

Sunday- A woman banging the top of a dustbin with a wooden spoon in a bid to round up attention so people would watch her 2 year old son tight rope walk on a piece of bamboo which was elevated 8 feet in the air.
So next time your alarm clock goes off show it some gratitude will you...