Don’t Read This Post, its Really Crap

We all now know that our apartment doesn’t have a kitchen sink, so today I thought I would concentrate on what our apartment does have to offer:  
 

1.     A shiny floor- Mayn, you can see your face in that thing!! 

 2.     Three bottle openers – Because one is never enough.

     3.     A posh brass lock- That thing belongs in a castle!

      4.     A mug stain in the bath- I don’t know  where it came from but at least it gives me a laugh every time I’m in the shower!

                                                                    

5. A Pin Board- Ugly yet practical.

          6. Shower gel called ‘Soph’ – That’s my name!!

    7. A Water Dispenser- A reminder that tap water in India 

can kill you.

   8.     A posh condom hanging from the ceiling – I‘ve given up trying to figure that one out

9.     A maaaasive bed- no explanation required,  it’s just a massive bed, made for giants.

     That’s it, I told you this post was crap but you read it anyway.